What a Proper Man can do for a "broken woman"

Aproper man cannot do everything you might expect from your typical western man of today. He won't jump through hoops for you. It is important to understand what a proper man can and cannot do for you.

I can HELP YOU OUT in many ways:

1. I cannot hold your purse or drink for you, but I can help you to feel more feminine by by letting you give me a nice blowjob.

2. I cannot let you inject your opinion into a business conversation, but I can help you to relax knowing that when you provide refreshments for me you are being more of a proper woman.

3. I cannot carry grocery bags in public, but I can help you feel like more of a woman by paying for all those groceries so you don't have to work.

4. I cannot cook for you, except to entertain myself, but I can help you to be a more proper woman by enjoying the food your prepare for me and my guests.

5. I cannot buy you a drink just to say hello, but I can help you to feel like a proper woman by buying you one after I bone you.

6. I cannot take you for a gourmet steak dinner at first, but I can allow you to feel more feminine by throwing you the pump and then I can provide you with a nice meal, entirely at my cost.

7. I cannot tell you that you look sexy over 40, but I can help you out with your daughter. Then at least there will be 1 proper woman in the family.

8. I cannot lie about you looking proper at 130 pounds, but I can help you understand proper by showing you my 21 year-old 37-kilo asian girlfriend wiping my glass off at the bar and giving me a shoulder massage.